Real Life Peter Griffin Goes To Comic Con And Is The Biggest Swinging Dick In The Place

My question here is does being the real life Peter Griffin get this guy laid? I say yes. It has to. Those comic con people are weird cats. I think they all look out for each other. The chicks who dress up real slutty in the anime costumes get wet for guys who are the real life Peter Griffin. That one girl with the sweet tits was losing her mind. She wanted to jump his foreskin right there on the floor.

The part where he talked about how he’s just a worthless cube monkey until he gets to comic con was somewhat touching. But sorta a humble brag too..he’s like yea I’m a cube monkey, but at least I’m a superstar a few days a year and that’s my excuse not to kill myself, what do you got going for ya? If I was just a fat guy in a cube and I couldn’t do a funny voice, right out the window I’d go.