I Find It Impossible To Believe Bradley Cooper Has Never Once Laid The Pipe To Jennifer Lawrence

People - Bradley Cooper is setting the record straight on who he isn’t dating. In an interview on The Howard Stern Show Wednesday, the Burnt actor assured the host that despite getting close to Jennifer Lawrence while working on three films together, the two have maintained a platonic relationship. When Stern asked Cooper, 40, if the two were ever going to sleep together, he quickly replied: “Never.” Instead, the reason is simple: they are simply too good of friends. “It just didn’t happen,” he said. “It’s not the way we are together.”

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Two things here:

1) Must be so fucking nice to be Bradley Cooper. When it’s news that you’re not fucking Jennifer Lawrence. When you have to vehemently shoot down rumors that you aren’t banging Jennifer Lawrence because you’re banging Irina Shayk.

2) I don’t believe him. He’s a great looking dude. When she has long hair and is in Katniss shape, she’s a great looking gal. They film movies together seemingly 24/7, 365. There is just no way they never, at least ONE time, fucked. I’d put my life on it. It’s impossible. Good looking people bang other good looking people. It’s the facts of life. We all know JLaw loves the hooch. We all know she loves being naked. I know he has to say no when asked that question, but come on. Let’s all be adults here. BCoop and JLaw have fucked like bunnies. It’s literally impossible to believe otherwise.