I Don't Think This Kid Is Going To Join a Gang After His Father Just Scared Him And The Entire World Straight

OKAY, THAT’LL DO IT. I don’t think that skinny ass kid will be joining the bloods any time soon. Goodness gracious, my childhood punishment where I was sent to my room where I would just pull out my Gameboy, play some Mega Man, and chill with my dog doesn’t seem so bad now. I’m horrified to type anything except what a great father that guy is out of pure fear he will reach through my computer and slap my head straight off my neck.
 

PS: I just watched 45 minutes of Scared Straight videos on YouTube. I’m never even going to take 2 free samples from the grocery store anymore. Can’t risk it.