Does This Look Like The Face of a Woman Who Was Doing Meth And Crack And Shitting In a Closet She Thought Was Locked For Two Days, But It Was Really Unlocked The Entire Time?

News - A couple who were high on drugs spent two days believing they were trapped inside a janitor’s closet only to discover when the cops arrived that the closet had been open the whole time. Amber Campbell, 25, and John Arwood, 31, called police after breaking into the Marine and Environmental Science Center at Daytona State College, Florida, the Orlando Sentinel reported. They told police they were trapped inside the closet. When police arrived a foul smell led them to the pair. They found human excrement and paraphernalia for smoking meth and crack cocaine inside the closet. When a police officer checked the closet door he realised it had been open the whole time. The couple were freed and then immediately arrested for trespass.

I feel like this happens to all of us, just in a different way. For example, ever wake up in a haze and look at the time and then panic because you think you missed work? But then it turns out to be 10pm, not AM? Same thing as this lady here. Yea the closet could have been unlocked the entire time, but how was she supposed to know? It was in her head that it was locked, so for all intents and purposes, that door was stuck, chained, and hot to the touch. The real story here for me though is that that woman was in there with a dude doing meth and crack and they were just shitting all over the place. That’s true love, man. When you and your broad are comfortable enough to shit in a closet with each other. Fairy tale-esque love story if I’ve ever seen one. Most of us will hold in a fart for 4 hours when we’re around a girl we like, this guy was firing out logs while his chick sat there and smiled proudly. And vice versa. Have to believe she was painting the walls brown right there with him. Really, just an inspirational story that gives us single folks hope for the new year.