How Pissed Do You Think Drake Is That The Internet Thinks He Looks Like This ISIS Guy?
That’s just bad luck. Bad bad luck. One minute you’re on top of the world. Selling out stadiums, winning rap beefs, making highly anticipated mix tapes and having awkward-to-think-about sex with Serena Williams. Then WHAM something like this happens. Something you could never predict. It turns out that you look exactly like a dude from ISIS. Now obviously it doesn’t totally matter but it’s fucking ISIS. The worst dudes in the world. Anything remotely attached to them (or in this case, not attached whatsoever) gets torn to pieces. I remember there being an American business that was named ISIS. Just by accident. Just by sheer chance. A massage parlor or some shit that had been around long before these dumb fucks starting blowing stuff up. They had no connection to the ISIS and they still went outta business instantly because that’s how much people hate ISIS around here. Shit luck for Aubrey on this one. And believe me, Drake is PISSED about this. He’s by far the most image conscious hip hop artist/celebrity in the game. You don’t get to his point without being that way. And now it turns out that Drake’s long lost twin is a member of ISIS. No amount of PR damage control can fix that.