Malcolm Subban Hits The Whip After Making A Shootout Save And More Goalies Need To Celebrate

Why don’t more goalies do this? No, don’t say it’s because Malcolm is the only black one so he’s got moves. That’s not it (it might be).

Every goalie should be dancing for every shootout save. A goalie dance is like a fat guy touchdown dance: they look huge and can’t really move too well. Only the goalies are better because they’re on a slippery surface and are also insane people. Honestly, the Tendy Dance should be a requirement after every shootout save. I’m here to be entertained. Don’t calmly skate off like it was nothing, or sprint off like Tim Thomas if you give up a goal. Stay in that crease and dance like nobody’s watching. Hit the nae nae, the quan, crip walk, whatever. Break it the fuck down. Pitchers and batters celebrate, why shouldn’t goalies and shooters?