Youth Soccer Ref Takes A Big Time Shot To The Nuts And Immediately Drops


Wife: Hey honey, Timmy and his soccer league need a volunteer ref for their game this Saturday. You think you could fill in for a game?


Husband: Sure. I don’t know much about soccer but what’s the worst that could happen?


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The silver lining is there’s no way that guy is ever having kids again.  He’s done. How about the bitch soccer Mom who said, “I wanna see the replay!” Hey lady, shut your your mouth.  You don’t know what that pain is like. The feeling of aching and dread in your stomach. It’s the worst.  Child birth ain’t got shit on getting hit in the nuts.  At my age, I get hit in the nuts about once a year. It doesn’t happen very often but it’s still the worst.  It’s usually on accident but that doesn’t make it any less painful. Ts and Ps to that volunteer ref. Get that guy all of the orange slices.