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The MTA Just Gave The L.A. Metro A Facial

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If youre gonna come at the MTA, you better bring more than a peashooter. Welcome to New York, you pansy Los Angeles motherfuckers. The MTA is used to dealing with bums jerking off on subway platforms and people getting hit by trains like once a month. You think they cant handle a little trash talk? You just got fucking DUNKED on, Metro Los Angeles.

Mets in 3. If you think a perennial choker and a guy with social anxiety disorders scares me, you are sadly mistaken. #LGM