Rex Ryan Is Still Having Nightmares About The Patriots Embarrassment In Week 2

 

 

 

 

 

 

First of all, Rex is proud that his team “stood up” to New England in a blowout loss at their home opener? A game that the Bills themselves admitted was one of the biggest in their team’s history? Rex, don’t go soft on us here, bud. That’s one step away from a participation award or a “You Tried” gold sticker. Did everyone get As for effort when you went over film on Monday? The Rex I know and love doesn’t care about almost winning and he’s not here to kiss Belichick’s rings/get 40 hung on him at Orchard Park.

 

But, I do love that Rex is still tossing and turning at night over week 2. This is how the relationship has always gone. Rex builds his ground and pound bully. He hypes up the game as much as possible. He says it’s their time. Then he gets his ass kicked and talks for weeks about how it will be different next time. Rinse and repeat. Rex really is the ultimate boxing promoter. We’re gonna win, it was a fluke and I’m sick about it! We’re gonna win, it was a fluke and I’m sick about it! We’re gonna win, it was a fluke and I’m sick about it! Whatever you say, Rexy boy. Keep getting those kids to buy into your hopes and dreams and we’ll keep showing up to destroy them.

 

Just leave Eli out of this. Real bullies don’t need another kid on the playground to knock out their enemies.