REPORT: Cody Parkey Has Been Placed On IR, Season Is Dunzo

Well, SHIT. Not a good look when your Pro Bowl K was playing with a ripped groin basically all season. I suppose Caleb Sturgis is a fine replacement. I don’t know. All I do know is if he was good enough then Pittsburgh would’ve hopped on his dick once their kicker’s leg fell off. 55-71 lifetime with the Dolphins with his longest kick being a 54-yard boot. I guess we’ll find out, but yeah, this Sports Science shit needs to start focusing on ligament and muscle health.

PS – BRING BACK MURDERLEG.