X-Pac Literally Split His Asshole Open Trying To Do A Bucking Bronco Over The Weekend

(Source) Sean “x-Pac” Waltman had an accident at Saturday’s indy event he was booked for when he did the ‘Bronco Buster’ move which, literally, split his anus open. When Waltman went for the Bronco Buster, his opponent moved out of the way and Waltman went flying into the ring post crotch-first.  Waltman went to the hotel afterwards and immediately got taken to the hospital.  He ended up needing surgery this morning.

This was posted on twitter by Ryan Shamrock, “We don’t know if there is a medical term for it…but he did a bronco buster last night that literally ripped his ass apart! :-/ Lost a lot of blood! Had surgery this morning and is on the road to recovery! Believe it or not..this has happened to him once before! #wrestling #seanwaltman #xpac @therealxpac#getwellsoonxpac

Jesus Christ. Enough. I get it God. You’re mad at me for something. The Avalon, Wisconsin, Ashley Greene and now this? X-Pac tearing his asshole in half doing the only thing he loves? I mean how cruel is that? X-Pac was put on earth to do two things. 1) Be the wild-card in DX and 2) Grind his dick in people’s faces under the pretense of a finishing move called the “Bronco Buster”. To hurt him doing 1 of those 2 activities is just fucked up. Cruel and unusual. Now X-Pac will be like D-Rose not being able to dunk off his left foot. Will he ever trust the Bronco Buster again? Scary to think that he may not.

Now someone find Robby Lange and get him to a bunker until this whole thing blows over. Can’t be too safe.

PS

At least Razor Ramon is doing well. I don’t know why this made me laugh but it did. Motivational speaking and Egg Whites, never forget the Egg Whites.