I said it last week when the lady hopped outta her moving car to avoid the spider crawling on her shoulder and I’ll say it again about this guy who almost blew up the entire gas station attempting to kill a spider: By. Any. Means. Necessary. Get away from those hellish creatures anyway you can. Kill those blasted things anyway you can. Even if that means starting a Zoolander-esque fire at your neighbored pump then so be it. Everyday we wake up we’re at war with spiders. They viciously attack us in our homes, in our cars and in our sleep. They are relentless devils. Every time you kill a spider you score a point for the good guys. Because that means that spider can never again cause a grown man to scream at the top of his lungs at the sight of it. The guy in that video scored a point for the good guys. Common sense be damned. Damages be damned. That’s a W.
PS- There was a spider in my shower just this morning. After almost crying because I still have hangover anxiety I collected my thoughts and smashed it with a shampoo bottle. Another win for the good guys.