Maybe other teams care about your quarterback becoming the 4th person in the history of the world to throw his 400th touchdown pass, but not the New England Patriots. No individual accomplishments here. You want the game stopped and a huge celebration as you’re presented the ball? Go play in Denver. Here we care about Super Bowls. 400 ball? What the fuck would we want that for? Here, random fan, you have this piece of history. It’s not a silver football so it doesn’t go in the trophy case.