Boehner Has Been Weeping Like A Baby All Morning For The Pope

Listen John Boehner is like a piece of iron ok? That dude has never cried like once in his whole life. Never gets emotional. And il Papa comes to town and he’s like an infant. Just weeping. All morning he’s been sobbing. Cant even process being in the presence of Francis. Struggling to do that thing where you lick your lips and fake smile and look up to the sky trying not to cry. But there’s no use fighting it. Resistance is futile with Pope Francis. Thats the sort of power he wields.