The Tigers (Probably) Throw The First Combined Perfect Game In The History of Major League Baseball Against The Sox Tonight

Not watching the game because I don’t have the urge to watch this aborted fetus of a team so I’m proactively writing this blog with the assumption that the Tigers will in fact throw a combined perfect game against the Sox tonight. I have more important things to do with my time right now like finding out how Timmy Riggins is gonna duck these drug dealers he stole the money from to pay his brother’s mortgage. No spoilers please. I have nothing else to add, other than Lyla Garrity is a whore.  Fuck her.  Go Hawks and go Wildcats