The Rock's Dog, Brutus, Is Me in Dog Form

Hey Rock, tell your sob story about working and lifting weights and wahh wahh wahhhh somewhere else. Me and Brutus do not care. We’d rather sit and do nothing than take one more step. We leave the house only when it’s absolutely vital- him to shit and me when I don’t have enough money for delivery anymore. All the in between stuff like “walking” for “exercise” is for the birds. Just let us sit inside on the couch in peace, you over-achiever.