NYC Rat Taking An Entire Slice Of Pizza Down The Subway Stairs

I havent seen a sniveling, slimy, disgusting rodent this focused on a slice of pizza since Portnoy’s last pizza review. Next thing you know he’ll probably be slinging t shirts on the subway platform too.

I guess we have an answer as to how rats can go from this:

to these motherfuckers:

I mean that little shit probably grabbed a slice from John’s and took it back to its family under ground. Maybe brought it back for his turtle friends who got hit with toxic ooze. Rats probably eating plain slices, buffalo chicken slices, maybe some garlic knots. Who knows. Thats how they get so fucking big in the first place. They’re just out there taking entire take out orders of Italian food down to their rat friends.

Now you’re in Newwwwwww Yorrrrrrrkkkk