The Mets Were "Breathlessly Awaiting" Their Yo Knows T-Shirts From Noah Syndergaard
You see that? Breathless. Literally out of breath. Zero breath. Shirts so fire they could not breath. Lungs ceased functioning. Never mind the fact that the next line was this:
Thanks for nothing Travis.
Last night was basically Halloween for your boy KFC:
Pretty depressing when you A) wear a compression sleeve to a game at the age of 30 and B) its baggy on you because your arms suck. More like a Depression Sleeve. Whatever. Shorts, shirt, shoes and 7 Line Hat game was on fire so made up for it. Also true story I told the dude next to me I would take my pants off if Uribe hit a home run, so when it happened, I did. Flamingo shorts on the ground. Its really cool to go to a baseball game with me.
Also just an FYI to all the people who are like “Man, you are insufferable when one of your teams is good” – its going to get A LOT worse than this from here on out. I’ve been waiting almost a decade to get back here. So unfollow me or stop reading now. I might not talk about a single thing other than the Mets from here until this season ends.
Buy your Yo Knows gear:
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CLICK HERE TO BUY YO KNOWS LONG SLEEVES
All my Mets ladies, you know I couldn’t forget you:
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