Never Change, Andy Reid, Never Change

Jim Nantz from the top rope!

Annnndddd here’s me somewhat knowing Kansas City fans are realizing the entire Andy Reid package includes more than his total W-L record and whatever’s inside his gunt:

Don’t get me wrong, Big Red is a GREAT coach. No doubt about it. He’s the best in Eagles history and will always win until the games actually matter. But this, THIS is one of the MANY reasons why his act wore thin in Philly. Clock management and unnecessary asinine decisions like this were numero 2 y 4 on the list of things that always pissed Eagles fans off the most behind 3) RUN THE DAMN FOOTBALL and 1) The consistent “I gotta do a better job” excuse after every loss instead of, you know, actually doing a better fucking job. I really do feel for KC fans here. I mean, forget about the Chiefs trying to put themselves in FG position to win the game with under a min left. Fuck that. Andy Reid has already conceded to OT…why run the ball? What’s the reasoning behind not taking a knee? There is none. It’s Andy Reid’s responsibility. He’s gotta do a better job.

And for all you New England ballwashers who tweeted at me this happy horseshit:

@stoolpresidente do you think @SmittyBarstool still take Reid over your friend bill ?

— RossCo. (@RC_cog) September 18, 2015

When in the name of holy FUCK did I say I would take Andy Reid over Bill Belichick? Are you talking about when I specifically said “I’d rather have a coach that is better at adjusting on the fly like Belichick (and Jon Gruden) than someone who is good at solely pre-game preperations but can’t do dick after halftime, a la Andy Reid.”? Go back to the Rundown and, you know, actually listen to what was said. Just because Pres has his Brady Blinders on and takes offense to Belichick simply being mentioned (in a complementary way, too) in the same sentence as another coach it’s taken as a bashing. Enjoy the view from that Ivory Tower and maybe, just maybe, be open to conversation, you Defend The Wall jackasses.

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