"Black Mass" Parody Has Bill Belichick Dishing Out Life Lessons To Mike Tomlin

So perfect. Wish someone would do a separate photoshop of every coach in the league’s face in Tomlin’s stead. That’s exactly how it happens. Bill sits everyone down and talks to them like they’re his idiot son. Come up and daddy’s lap and I’ll give you a quick spanking then let you know how things work in this world, because I’m the best to ever do it. Doesn’t matter if it’s an education in football, scouting, playcalling, the Ideal Gas Law, landing smoke MILFs, whatever. Bill is better at it than you and if you’re smart then you’ll sit down and open your ears.