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Poor JJ Watt Says He Can't Find A Girlfriend Because He Trains Too Hard And Sleeps Too Much


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(Source) The guy you see pictured above is evidently having some trouble with the ladies.  J.J. Watt of the Houston Texans claims that it isn’t due to a lack of trying. It’s just that a combination of his insanely busy schedule and his status as a rich and famous NFL star have made it extremely difficult for him to find someone he deems worthy of a long-term relationship.

“People [I know] think that I’ve never dated before, or whatever,” Watt says. “But I’m trying. I’m trying. I’m just unsuccessful. My schedule’s so crazy and life’s so busy, it just hasn’t worked.” 

“You don’t know who wants you for you, who wants you for the money, who wants you for the fame. You have no idea. And how would you know? There’s no way. So that’s why you try and rely on family and friends. And then you talk about celebrities with other celebrities . . . someone who’s in a similar situation, so you know that they already have money and fame.

“But you can’t think about love on paper like that. If you’re thinking like that — ‘Does this person want me for me?’ — then you’re gonna have a hell of a hard time falling in love, ’cause you’re constantly thinking about what they look like on paper. Trust me, it’s a lot more difficult than I wish it was — but I’m sure hoping to find the right one.”






Oh my God do I feel like such an asshole now. Here I was thinking everything JJ Watt did was totally contrived and calculated to give off this image of being the hardest working best guy on the planet. Little did I know he can’t even find a GIRLFRIEND. Tragic, absolutely tragic. Just working so hard, schedule so crazy, can’t even find a special someone. That’s how you know your desire to be the best is unmatched. You think JJ Watt even has time for porn? HA! Lifting, eating right, sleeping, singing Fort Minor, tell me where in that schedule you find a spot for having sex or jerking off, you can’t, there is none. Poor JJ, no one gets his struggle.





If only there was a girl basically begging for JJ Watt. Damn, tough break all around.



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