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Zeke Elliott Is On Such A Hot Streak That He Asked Taylor Swift Out On A Date Tonight

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Zeke Elliot’s recent list of accomplishments:

1) 246 yards and 4 TDs in the National Championship game.

2) Lifting the National Championship trophy over his head.

3) 223 yards on 38 carries and 4 TD through 2 games this season.

4) Dating Taylor Swift, probably.


5) Learning you’re/your

6) Another National Championship]

Seriously how long is it until the entire Ohio State roster is banging mega celebrities? You already had Cardale and Ronda Rousey, and don’t you dare tell me I don’t have proof of that. She read his tweets out loud, called him “sweet,” and picked him to be OSU’s starting Q.

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Where I come from that means you had sex.

And now it’s Zeke’s turn. No way T Swift can turn that offer down, I don’t care how big she is. She’s bringing out the big stars in each city she goes, and when you’re in Columbus, that star is an Ohio State football player, and Ezekiel Elliott called dibs. Get T in one of those famous crop tops and let’s do this thing.

PS – Unless of course Brutus bangs her first.

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