And Just Like That, My Boy George Dalton Gets Verified By Twitter

Hey Twitter,

Seriously. This isn’t me being mad at George Dalton, he’s my guy, I’m a Daltonite until the day I die. But Twitter has to be kidding me with this shit. I joke with Pres that he’s paranoid and thinks the world is out to get us but now I’m starting to see us. George Dalton has been around for a second and he gets the blue check mark. My boss owns half of twitter in stock and we have over a hundred thousand followers and crickets. Brutal. Just gotta pick up the pieces and move on. As a wise boy once said, you won’t see me fall apart.

PS

Insult to injury, help out your family one time!