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My Top 3 Story Lines From Last Night's Debate

If you missed last night’s debate you missed 3 things and 3 things only.

 

1. Marco Rubio Brought Jokes

Marco Rubio opened the debate with a bada bing joke that got crickets and set the tone for the entire night.  He should have just packed up his shit and went home after that intro.

 

 

2. Trump Made Rand Paul His Personal Punching Bag

Another guy who should have probably packed it up right after the opening bell was Rand Paul. I’m not sure what Rand did to incur the wrath of Donny, but somewhere along the way Trump has decided that Rand Paul will be his bitch.  He’s the kid  he sees in the hallway everyday and takes his lunch money and sticks him in a locker.  Trump came out swinging against Rand Paul from the opening whistle for no apparent reason and never relented.  It was great television.

 

 

3. The Trump Prep School Face

Real recognizes real.  Electric prep school face.