Ravens-Chargers "Philip Rivers Has Never Won A Football Game In The State Of Maryland" Live Blog (Plus, A Guest Appearance From Your Favorite Chargers Fan)

1000% true. High school, college, NFL. Risk, Stratego, football, it don’t matter. Any time Philip Rivers sets foot inside the greatest state in the union, he shits right down his leg. Quakes with fear at the sight of our gorgeous flag. For chrissakes, he can’t even win against those crummy R words down at FedEx Field. And that’s really all you need to know about this football game. I could rant about how we need to run the rock 25 times with Justin Forsett and shut down Antonio Gates in the red zone, but when you’ve got a fact like that staring you in the face, the analysis writes itself. Plus everyone knows the Chargers stink on the East Coast. So there’s your game preview. Rivers can’t win in Maryland and that’s all you need to know.

Sierra Nevadas on deck. Ravens move to 8-4 with ease.

Ravens 27 Chargers 13

 
 
Editor’s note: I emailed the biggest Chargers fan on Barstool asking for his prediction. This is what he sent:
 
 

DIARRHEA BLOGGING FOR BARSTOOL

WOW

MADE IT BIG

DREAM COME TRUE

“YOU MISS 100 PERCENT OF THE FIELD GOALS YOU DON’T TAKE.”
– NATE KAEDING

WOW

IOWA STAND UP

PREDICTION:

42-14 CHARGERS

PHIL THROWING FOR 374
4 TD

EDDIE ROYAL 124 YARDS 2 TD.
WOW TOO EASY
 
 

#PREPARED
 
 

GOING DOWN TO THE DMV WITH THE #WIFEY FOR THE GAME

TAILGATING WITH THE #BOLTUP CREW
END ZONE SEATS
STOPPING IN WEST VIRGINIA ON THE WAY
PICKED UP GOGURT AND NATURE VALLEY GRANOLA BARS
WOW

SOLID WEEKEND

ROAD TRIP PLAYLIST:

PITBULL – GIVE ME EVERYTHING
CHUMBAWAMBA – TUBTHUMPING
PITBULL – I KNOW YOU WANT ME (CALLE OCHO)
BARSTOOL BEST HOUR OF YOUR PARTY VOL. 61 BY DANTE

HAHA JK

DMX – WHERE THE HOOD AT
KE$HA FEAT. PITBULL – TIMBER (ON REPEAT REST OF THE RIDE)

#LONGLIVESONGLYRICS
#BOLTUP