The Seattle Seahawks DJ Can't Play Future Because Of Russell Wilson


(Complex) — The NFL season is back in full swing, and even though most of the team DJs in the league will have a full selection of new music to choose from, the DJ for has a very interesting dilemma. In an interview with the Seahawks arena DJ, DJ DV One, spoke on the weird dynamic between star quarterback Russell Wilson, his girlfriend Ciara, and popular rapper of the moment, Future. We’re all aware at this point of the three-way back and forth between between them, and even with Future’s career on an upswing, DV One admitted that playing his music in the arena is a little awkward: 

“This year, I’ve been getting a lot of requests for Future. But that dynamic is weird too, because I can barely play Future with Ciara running around and that’s her baby’s dad. It’s just that he has a dope-ass album out right now, players like to hear it, it definitely gets you pumped up — even though it’s low-tempo, it’s still stuff that you want to hear — and then you’ve got Ciara running up with little baby Future and she’s dating Russell so it’s like, “Oh f—.”





This team is dead. They might not even make the playoffs this year. How the fuck can you play for a guy like this? You need to be willing to die for your QB, need to follow him to the gates of hell. But Russ won’t even let the guys listen to the hottest rapper in the game right now? Get the fuck out, man. That’s girl shit. “You can’t like this person because I don’t like him.” How about you grow up and be a fucking adult, Russell? Imagine if Brady banned everyone on the team from watching Leonardo Dicaprio movies because Gisele used to date him? No shot, because Tom is a confident man. He’s sure of himself and doesn’t need to be coddled like a little baby. Yeah, my girl used to fuck a movie star then she upgraded and started fucking the king of the world. That’s how a real man of men acts. That’s how a guy who knows he’s the big swinging dick acts.


It’s like when James Franklin used to choose head coaches based on how hot their wives are, because it showed confidence. A guy who’s afraid to hear his girlfriend’s ex? Yeah, that’s not a guy who your team will follow. Throw in the whole born again virgin, magic water, and talking to god stuff and you might have a guy who doesn’t even make the playoffs this year.



PS – Not fucking your girl because God said not to has to be tough when her ex is singing “I ain’t got no manners for no sluts, Imma put my thumb in her butt.”