T-MINUS TWO HOURS TILL DESTINY BEGINS TO TAKE SHAPE

GETCHA POPCORN READY. This is it. This is what we’ve been waiting for. After the Eagles last year went 7-2, then 9-3, then CRUMBLED to the point where the last regular season game didn’t even matter anymore, this is where we stand. No more power struggle between Chip and Howie. No more draft and trade talk. No more irrational theories about the 3rd string QB sent from heaven. Sure, a pure shit display of athleticism/living by the Flyers, Sixers, and Phillies have made this Eagles off-season even less bearable, but nothing matters anymore. For it is opening day. MNF. The lights are on us and the bell tolls for thee.

TIME TO GO TO MOTHERFUCKING WORK.