Candice Swanepoel Falls On the Runway #PrayForCandice

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Oh the Horror! Sweet Candice!  I’ll never forgive myself for not being there to save her.  To be her Knight in shining armor.  I mean look at all those squids who tried to help her up.  What do they know about saving a woman?  Nothing.  I would have French kissed her so hard after it was over too and she would have loved it.  All women love men who save them from danger.  That’s just a scientific fact.


PS – I wouldn’t rule out God making Candice fall as punishment for making her look ugly in this fashion show.  Seriously who did her god damn makeup? How do you make the most beautiful woman in the world look like this? Spitting right in the big man’s face.