That’s right, the entire movie is a first person shooter. Looks just like Golden Eye, which is where my expertise at first person shooters starts and ends. You put me on the sticks on one of these newfangled Xbox games and you’ll wipe the floor with me. 1,000 buttons, 4 joysticks, kids yelling in my ear about banging my mother, it’s not for me. So this movie is about as close as I’ll get to pwning n00bs in these games. When I saw the premise of the movie I was like cool, a 2 hour headache, Blair Witch style. But it actually looks really fucking awesome. Can’t wait for soccer moms to be outraged over it.