Just Your Standard 107-90 High School Football Game

Gotta get a basketball scoreboard for that field.

What exactly was this defensive scheme for this game? Did they bring in a Make A Wish kid who went goal line every play because more guys on the line means you’ll obviously get to the quarterback quicker? If not, I hope both D coordinators met at midfield as soon as the game ended, handed their resignations to their respective head coaches, then carried out a joint seppuku. Because those numbers are ridiculous. 107 points and 722 yards rushing? That wouldn’t even be fun, I’m surprised the running back didn’t take himself out of the game at halftime and just be like “this isn’t even football, I’m just running. If I wanted to run cross country then I would have.”

Can’t walk into the office again on Monday after calling that game, just can’t do it.