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Weatherman Absolutely Crushes The Pronunciation Of A 58-Letter Town

 

 

 

Before we get too far you should know that this place is apparently real and has a population of approximately 3,100 people.  A letter for each citizen in it’s name.

 

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What the actual fuck is that name?  And don’t tell me the origin is rooted in some historic meaning and it’s translates to “The Great City” or some shit.  Not a chance. The only explanation for a name like that is somebody fell asleep on their keyboard.  They passed the fuck out, face first, onto their keyboard and that was that.  A drool-covered 58 letters.  And I don’t care if the name originated before computers were invented.  That’s how it happened and you can’t convince me otherwise..  Now forever that place has a 58-letter name and it’s a goddamn nightmare to pronounce.  All because a guy needed one more cup of coffee. I should say it’s a goddamn nightmare for everybody except for that weather man.  He crushed it.  How many hours was he practicing that?  Endless hours of practice I’m guessing.  I picture him yelling it over and over  a la Ron Burgundy saying, “The arsonist has oddly shaped feet” and “The human Torch was denied a bank loan”  Over and over and over again until it was lights, camera, action and he knocked it outta the park. Bravo.

 

PS- I don’t know if this is racist or not but when I first clicked on the video I for sure thought it was Tim Meadows.  In my defense I wasn’t wearing my glasses at the time.