Introducing The Most Beautiful Couple In the World

 Kerry Brett/The Improper Bostonian 

Spygate?  ESPN?  Roger Goodell?   The entire free world grasping at straws, trying to connect mythical dots blaming the Patriots for everything from the Kennedy Assassination to Global Warming. Think Belichick gives a fuck about any of that crap? Of course not.  If you knew my friend Bill like I do you’d know he only cares about 3 things in life and 3 things only.  Game planning for whoever we play next week, summering on Nantucket and making sweet, sweet love to Linda Holiday.  Everything else is white noise.