In Least Shocking News Ever Former World's Fattest Man Lost A Ton Of Weight And Is Now Breaking Up With His Girlfriend

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(Source) The man formerly dubbed the World’s fattest man after he tipped the scales at 75 stone has broken up with his fiancee after having folds of excess skin left by his dramatic weight loss cut off. Paul Mason, 54, from Ipswich, Suffolk, lost 46 stone in five years after undergoing a gastric bypass in 2010.

After years spent bedbound, he moved to America to be with his fiancée, Rebecca Mountain, who tracked him down online after she saw a television documentary about his extreme obesity. But the couple have since split, with Mr Mason blaming his ‘inability to get motivated’ for the breakdown of their relationship. 

Miss Mountain, 41, who is a slender eight stone, proposed to him The View last year after contacting him on Facebook and the couple have spoken in the past about their relationship – which Miss Mountain confirmed was ‘intimate’ despite Mr Mason’s physical limitations. They announced their split ahead of a documentary following their romantic journey, although they have vowed to remain firm friends.  Miss Mountain broke the news on Mr Mason’s official Facebook page. 

She wrote: ‘I have been honored to be a part of Paul’s journey and even though we are no longer together as a couple, I stand behind him 100%.  ‘I don’t regret anything and still smile when I think back to when we met and our experiences together.  ‘Paul has achieved what few people in similar situations are able to do.  ‘To date he’s lost 700 pounds, and gone from bed bound to walking without so much as a cane. He’s inspired others and plans to continue reaching out to encourage and support those who are working to turn their own lives around. Well done Paul!’ 

He later logged on and wrote: ‘I would like to tell everyone that Rebecca and I am still good friends and she has said I can continue to live here until I can financial afford it. ‘Because I struggled to get motivated in our relationship and that’s why our relationship ended.  ‘Jointly agreed and I am going to engage with a treatment centre in LA which will help me motivate myself in life. And Rebecca will continue to support me.’ (sic) Mr Mason’s binge eating began in his 20s at the time of his father’s death and a deterioration in his mother’s health.

Let’s be honest with each other here, what’s the point of losing 500 pounds if you can’t go out and get some strange, right? I mean that’s what just occured, everyone who has a brain knows it. “I can’t get motivated” is a code word for I want to go hit on some random women at the bar and get my fuck on. And can you blame him? Guy went from a fat disgusting slob.

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to an absolute STUD.

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Look at that shit. What chick wouldn’t want a dude with melting skin abs wearing an adult diaper? Sorry Rebecca, I’m sure you’re a nice girl and all but you players gotta play and my man Paul Mason is ready to wreak havoc on this world. It’s not you, it’s Paul, he just wants to get his dick sucked, I’m sure you understand.


If this guy doesn’t end up on SVP’s new Sportscenter segment where they show a bunch of pictures that look like SVP then something has gone very wrong.