Brazilian Soccer Chick Tries To Decapitate An Opposing Player With Her Foot

Legal.  Totally and completely legal.  Play on.  I’m gonna be super pissed if we come to find out this chick got reprimanded in any way.  That would be pussy shit and there’s no room for pussy shit in Brazil.  Everything in a Brazilian backyard soccer game is legal in my eyes.  Everything.  Up to and including trying to murder someone by kicking them in the neck REALLY REALLY hard is legal.  This isn’t the World Cup.  This isn’t some FIFA sanctioned event where there’s a set of rules in place.  No no no.  This is a street fight disguised as a soccer game.  You’re playing soccer in a steaming hot gym in the middle of a Brazilian forest.  Shit is gonna get crazy.  Brawls are gonna break out and people are gonna die.  To be honest I’m a little upset they stopped play at all.  You wanna get mad when somebody kicks you in the face?  Then you’re not cut out for Brazilian soccer.  It’s in those gyms where they separate the wheat from the chaff.