So as everybody knows I’m the tshirt king of Boston. This Deflategate thing has spawned so many brilliant shirts it’s almost hard to keep track of them all. Like when I walk by the guys who sell to the clueless tourists and see all ideas they have stolen from my brain I almost forgot I even invent half the shit I did. Anyway as a public service blog I thought I’d rank our must own tshirts at it stands today in my humble opinion.
- Remember The North
Listen we won Deflategate. There is no doubt about that. Compete and total annihilation. But we still can’t forget what happened. Lots of blood was shed.Just because we were victorious doesn’t mean we shouldn’t still Occupy the NFL and take away their army just like we did to Japan in WWII.
We’re the bad boys of the NFL. We win. We rub your face in it. We can’t be touched. Then we win again.
Such an aggressive color shirt. So perfect. Probably the #1 commented shirt when you wear in in public. Doesn’t even matter if you’re a Pats fan. Everybody hates Goodell. Just makes a mockery of the man and everything he stands for.
4. They Hate Us Cause They Ain’t US
You know what the strangest part about Deflategate is? It’s actually made the Pats more likable if that’s possible. Like even our rivals saw how corrupt Roger Goodell, the league office and ESPN is. That’s the only reason this shirt isn’t higher on the list because it’s an absolute classic and a must own for any Pats fan. Plus I’m sure by week 10 when we’re 10-0 though it will be business as usual with the rest of the league back to hating our guys because they can’t beat us
Simple. Direct. To the point. This is a man who means business type shirt. Nothing cute about it. You can set your watch to this shirt. Meat and potatoes only.
- Free At Last
Listen I love the Free Brady and Free At Last shirts. If we’re talking about what shirts you need in your wardrobe through the end of October this is top 3. But if we’re looking long term this is probably more something you frame and put in your house as opposed to long term relevancy.
PS – I won’t argue with anybody who rearranges this order. That’s the great thing about tshirt debates. You can make legitimate points for any of them being #1 on your list. When in doubt buy them all. The money goes to a great cause. More slow horses.