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There Is A Tarantula On the Loose At Umass Lowell

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Can you be more casual with a missing tarantula flyer than this? Like oh no biggie, just a fucking TARANTULA on the loose. His name is Aragog like the Harry Potter Movie. Ho hum. I mean how stupid does Dr. Hochberg think people are? There is no such thing as a not dangerous tarantula. They all bite. They are all venomous. They all live to kill humans. It’s day 1 tarantula stuff really. I’d rather have a lunatic gunmen running around Umass Lowell than a tarantula getting ready to crawl into my mouth when I sleep. This is a code red situation period. If you don’t understand that then you deserve to get murdered by this guy in the first place.