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If It's Friday, It's Top Porn Comments Of The Week

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If it’s Friday, it’s Top Pornhub Comments of the Week. We’re heading into the last weekend of the summer here but at least it’s a long weekend. A lot to be thankful for. But most importantly, we should be thankful that we’re the freakbodies in the comment section of Pornhub. Life could always be worse for us, but I don’t know if I can say the same for them. So let’s get to it.

barry-o
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The fact that nobody in the Pornhub comment section has made a Donald Trump parody account yet is pretty disappointing.

BUY A HAT

boink
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This is nothing out of the ordinary of what you’d see on an Intern Dana blog. But “Rosie O’Donell’s queef” really pushes this one to the next level. Gross.

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There’s a special place in hell for people who record videos in portrait mode. It’s 2015, people. I thought we were passed this already as a people. #BanVerticalRecording2015

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#FriendshipGoals?

hungry
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Long weekend right here. There’s literally no excuse to not attempt to drunkenly make this concoction at 2 in the morning at least one of these nights.

negotiation
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Especially in today’s economy. This dude would get swindled by the Cubes on Shark Tank.

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A+ interaction right here. Some Art History. Some BarackNDatAzzObama (who had himself another career week). And some all around bizarro gold.

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Jesus, dude. Pump the brakes a little. Everyone who comments on porn is an absolute freak. But the ones who write out a full thesis detailing everything that happened are easily the freakiest.

robin-williams
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Too soon, man. RIP. Oh captain my captain.

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Can’t imagine anyone here would disagree…

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And that wraps up this week in freaks. Hope everyone had fun. If you come across any great comments throughout your journeys to Pornhub this week, feel free to send them in via Twitter to @BarstoolJordie. Have a great weekend, you guys. Stay sexy out there.

Bonus Bizarro: Pornhub is going to be offering a $25,000 college scholarship. You can read about it right here.

Pretty weird that they have an extra $25,000 just laying around to give out to some shithead in college when they’re still getting all the advertisement on here for free. Cheap bastards.