Fucking gross dude. Put your shirt down. Nobody wants to see that. I’m not even sure what the hell is even going on there. It looks like a goddamn forest. Is this coming from a place of jealousy because I can’t grow a beard and have almost zero chest hair? Maybe. Maybe not. All I know is that’s disgusting and nobody wants to see Bubba Watson lifting up his shirt like a drunk chick at Mardi Gras. Think of the children, Bubba. Think of the children. Oh and a real #ManUp man would’ve strapped that microphone directly to his chest. That’s what men do. Pain be damned. You’re welcome.