Florida Chick Offers To Blow 3 Cops To Get Out Of DUI

Huff Po – A Florida woman was slapped with bribery charges after she allegedly offered to perform sexual favors on three deputies in exchange for dropping her DUI and drug charges. Arielle Engert, 24, was drunk when she was pulled over at 2:48 a.m. on Monday in Pinellas County, according to police reports obtained by The Smoking Gun. Police say she failed a series of sobriety tests. To avoid being arrested, she allegedly offered to perform oral sex on deputy Brian Sudbrink if he looked the other way. The deputy declined and she was transported to Pinellas County Jail. There, two more officers searched her, and found a bag of cocaine in her bra and a bag of weed in her purse, according to the New York Daily News. Once again, Engert allegedly offered to trade sex acts for freedom with deputies Obed Munoz and Eric Biddle. Instead they charged her with drug possession, driving under the influence, introducing contraband into a detention facility and three counts of bribery. Her blood alcohol level was allegedly twice the legal limit.

God bless the Boys in Blue. I dont know how they resist these offers. I mean, I guess it depends on which version of this floozy we’re talking about. If this version wants to blow me:

I’m probably not risking my job for it.

If this version offers:

I am definitely considering it.

If this version offers:

I am absolutely getting my dick sucked and bragging to all my friends about it.

And if this version offers to blow me:

I’m probably proposing. The Many Different Faces of this drunk Florida chick all tell a different story. But ultimately the common theme here is a drunk slut who likes to party and clearly doesnt mind giving oral sex. And as a red blooded male, regardless of the circumstances, it is damn hard to turn that offer down.

I cant imagine how many times this worked in the olden days before dashboard cams and body cameras recording cops’ every move. I would let every female criminal go in exchange for blow jobs if nobody would ever find out. Every single one.