Kid Tries To Play Dizzy Golf And Somehow Ends Up Hitting Himself In The Face

A pretty amazing feat there if you think about it.  Let’s say there’s a 95% chance you’re missing the ball completely if you try dizzy golf.  That leaves 5% left giving you the chance that you’ll actually make contact with the ball.  Those numbers are probably a little (a lot) generous too.  Think about all the times you’ve attempted the Happy Gilmore swing with your buddies and never even come close to connecting with the ball.  You make contact less than 10% of the time  Dizzy golf is essentially the same thing except you spin around in a circle a bunch of times beforehand, disorient yourself, feel like you’re gonna puke and THEN you try the Happy Gilmore swing.  So the numbers we’re working with are probably more 99% and 1% but whatever.  That kid actually made contact with the ball so he’s already in the minority.  But not only did he do that, he somehow managed to hit the ball in such a way and at such a weird angle that it came back up and smacked him in the face. That’s pretty damn incredible.  I mean, it sucks for the kid cause it had to hurt but once the swelling goes down I’m sure he’ll be able to appreciate the rare feat he accomplished there.*

*All of the numbers and percentages in this blog are scientific and to be taken as fact