FoodBeast – One of our Foodbeast readers sent over a pretty awesome photo of a Taco Bell taco made with a crispy chicken shell. A few quick calls and we were able to confirm that this taco is the real deal. They’re calling it the Naked Crispy Chicken Taco. It features a breaded white-meat chicken shell that’s filled with lettuce, tomato, shredded cheese and an avocado ranch sauce. It kinda reminds us of KFC’s Double Down and Double Down dog, but in taco form. We’ll update as soon as more info comes in.
Holy moly they did it again. Sure this is basically the KFC Double Down in taco form, but what isn’t better in taco form is my question to you. The only problem I have with this is where do we go from here as a society? When the bread that wraps our food is more delicious than the food inside, what’s the next step? Are we going to go 3 layers deep? Maybe they’ll take this thing and roll it up inside of a burrito. I don’t put anything by these guys anymore. And truth be told, I hardly eat Taco Bell anymore. I think I’ve had it once or twice since I ate it for breakfast every day for a week. I legit almost died after that. We have a mutual respect for each other, we wave to each other when I pass one on the street, giving head nods of respect, but my days of eating it regularly are behind me.
PS: Fuck you terrorists. This is why we are American and you’re not. I bet ISIS is going to read this blog and get so depressed. Sucks to be you, ISIS. We are eating fried chicken as taco shells now and you’re pooping in holes. USA! USA! USA!