Are We Going All In On Fifty Shades Of Grey?

 
The above is the new poster for the upcoming “Fifty Shades Of Grey” movie. Now, I’m a pretty open minded feller. I don’t read books anymore, but I’m open to the idea of books as a thing that people read for enjoyment. And this 50 Shades of Grey book took the chick-world by storm not too long ago. Everyone knows what it is- some little white girl loves getting whipped and chained by some rich guy. That’s the gist of it. And if we are all being honest with each other, if you didn’t know it was a book that broads were all hopped up on like crack, you would say it sounds pretty fantastic. Remember the girl Justin Timberlake bangs in the Social Network with the sweet ass? That’s the chick that is going to be tied up and railed inside and out.
 

I think we’re all on board with that.

And the fact it is coming out on Valentine’s Day is the biggest tap-in for guys everywhere. The puck is just sitting on the goal line for us, all we have to do is put it into the open net. The movie theaters are going to be INSANE that day. Precum dangling from the chandeliers, wet floor signs every 3 steps, wouldn’t be shocked if people started dripping hot wax onto themselves during the previews. It’s going to be a donkey show in there.