Hey remember Reed Johnson? The journeyman was rehabbing, sneezed, and strained an oblique. I totally forgot he was on the Nats this year. Saw action in 12 games and had 19 plate appearances. I think when the time comes and you’re 38 years old and hurt yourself sneezing, you take your millions and go home. I appreciate his love of the game, but he hasn’t been healthy since Nam. Made 14.9 million dollars in his career to be just as average as possible. Good on him. Sucks about the injury. Sneezing is a sumbitch. Time to update the baseball injuries list.