Lindsay Lohan Desperately Wants To Be Hot Again

Oh get it Lohan, get it! She posted that photo 20 minutes ago and it’s about as good as she’s ever going to look again. She’s 28 going on 40. No matter though. She’s a good looking 40 year old, I’ll give her that. But she just has to accept that the years of meth and sticking every needle in her arm and every cock down her throat fucked her up. In a blink of an eye she went from this
 

To this
 

So now she’s settled somewhere in the middle. Wants desperately to be hot again. Sorry, meth don’t take refunds.

I wish there was a way to un-methafy her. To scrape away the years of freebasing black tar in Hollywood bathrooms before going into the gang bang. Mean Girls Lohan, gone but not forgotten.