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I Hate How Hot I Think Kylie Jenner Is



I fucking hate the fact that I fucking love Kylie Jenner.  Makes me feel all dirty and perverted and those are fighting words coming from a professional smut peddler.  It’s just I hate the Kardashians so much.   I want to be over them.  I want to look away, but this bitch here is the real deal. Sex on a stick.  I hate it.  Makes her sister Kendall look like a elementary school student.  Yeah I know chicks love Kendall, but give a break.  You can stick Kendall in a bat bag.   Kylie has slut stamped all over her and I love it.   That purple bikini?  Fuck you.