I Hate How Hot I Think Kylie Jenner Is
I fucking hate the fact that I fucking love Kylie Jenner. Makes me feel all dirty and perverted and those are fighting words coming from a professional smut peddler. It’s just I hate the Kardashians so much. I want to be over them. I want to look away, but this bitch here is the real deal. Sex on a stick. I hate it. Makes her sister Kendall look like a elementary school student. Yeah I know chicks love Kendall, but give a break. You can stick Kendall in a bat bag. Kylie has slut stamped all over her and I love it. That purple bikini? Fuck you.