Hey Pawel you ever heard of “No Backsies” bro? Not my fault you’re a dumb drunk idiot who paid for a taxi cab with a giant piece of gold. You want that medal back you can negotiate for it. Because that shit belongs to that Chinese cab driver now. Plain and simple. Big bad hammer thrower can toss heavy shit almost the length of a football field and cant even go out for a few drinks without trading in his thousand dollar gold medal. To be honest I dont know if I’d even go after that medal. If I woke up drunk and realized I lost that shit I think I’d just beat myself up and give up. I’d probably call the bar and ask if they had it and if they didnt that would be where I’d give up. Just like when you dont even bother going back for your credit card. Just cancel that shit and start over again. Cuncel the gold medal.
But I most certainly wouldnt give that medal back if I was a Chinese taxi driver. Think I’d give a fuck about some Polish Seth Rogen lookin hammer thrower? For sure not. Tell them that you kicked him out of your cab because he was shitfaced and never even saw any gold medal at all. Tough luck pal. Learn how to hold your liquor.