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The Detroit Lions Made Such A Joke Out Of The Cowboys Yesterday That They Had Offensive Tackle Dan Skipper Line Up At Wide Out And Run A Route

Some might say that running trick plays up by a million is a bit much. I couldn’t disagree more in this particular case.

You probably recall Dan Skipper as Goodell's henchmen officiating crew's scapegoat in last year's debacle in Dallas, resulting in Dallas getting the #2 seed in the NFC over Detroit in last year's playoffs. 

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So for him to check in and go out of his way to report on the very first play of the game yesterday was an awesome fuck-you to Jerry and the league. 

But then to later actually split him out wide, and let him run a route just shows the Lions don't respect the Cowboys whatsoever. 

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Same with the reverse-flea-flicker. 

This was like Sensai Crease instructing Mike Barnes to inflict pain to send a reminder to the kid from New Jersey and his old Asian teacher.

And nobody deserves it more. 

What a pathetic performance by them at home yesterday; getting their doors flat out blown the fuck off like that. It's incredible Mike McCarthy has lasted this long. 

P.s- losing Hutchinson like that might negate all of this however.