Missouri Woman Found Donald Trump's Face In A Tub Of Butter And I'm Pretty Sure That's A Sign From God

That’s it. That’s all Trump needed. Everyone knows the last step to becoming a lasting image or a savior to the world is having an old lady in the Midwest find your face in some random food. This is like when people find Jesus in a piece of toast or find the winning lottery numbers in their dog bowl. Anyone see Jeb in a tub of butter? Anyone have a water stain that looks like Hillary? That’s what I thought. Trump was basically sent from God at this point. Actually he may be God himself. Just makes this baby even more lucky. Touched by Trump/God, what a life.

Donald Trump greets his supporters after a rally in Alabama Friday evening pic.twitter.com/ds4TQzf6Ac

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PS

Never posted this but the Illinois sweat stain was equally as  boss.