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Teenage Rugby Fight Lands More Worthy Shots Than Any Professional Baseball Or Basketball Brawl

Life Tip: Don’t ever rest your head face down on somebody’s dick unless it’s warranted. DEFINITELY don’t it on the during a rugby game to a testosterone’d up teenage hooligan. These guys would probably go apeshit at the drop of any innocent homo jab. That pasty boy probably felt sexually uncomfortable playing vs. a guy with that kind of flow in the first place. He sure as shit didn’t want to deal with an unexpected 69 session in the middle of a game.