The Hottest Olympic Athletes In Paris - PART 1

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We've come a long way since the last Paris Olympics (featured above). Luckily for us. 

There is a plethora of talent in these 2024 games, and we're going to break them down and analyze it in 3 or 4 parts here over the next couple of days, in traditional Barstool SPORTS fashion. 

There's only one person we can kick this list off with, and that's the one and only German track star, Alicia Schmidt. 

GERMANY - ALICIA SCHMIDT, Track & Field

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ECUADOR - ANICKA DELGADO - Swimming

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UKRAINE - YULIYA LEVCHENKO - High Jump

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JAPAN - SHINO MATSUDA - Surfing

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UNITED STATES - HAILEY HERNANDEZ - Diving

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I'd post more but our app is on life-support and I don't want to crash our servers like Malcolm Smutler. So going to break this into a few parts. 

If you want to send the smoke patrol out for somebody, or think somebody should be on our radars drop their name into the comments.